CODIE'S MORNNG ROUTINE

In the video "CODIE'S MORNING ROUTINE," Codie shows us how his typically morning goes. He clarifies that he is recording in the afternoon and to, "fucking deal with it bitches."

Codie first describes how he usually wakes up in a cold sweat and paralyzed in his bed for the first half hour or so, before being able to get up. He then walks to his kitchen completely naked and fixes himself a glass of V8. Let it be said he only drinks Spicy Hot V8. There is also a reoccurring theme of Codie staining his white shirt throughout the video. He then puts one waffle in his toaster and lets it cook for approximately thirteen full minutes. While doing so, also makes his mother breakfast, which consists of: 2 eggs, microwaved bacon, 3 sausage links, and a glass of orange juice. Codie shows us that he dissolves a roofie in his mother's orange juice, allowing him to not attend school. In his freshmen year, Codie missed 93 days, and is now expelled from his high school. His mother was also put in rehab for "substance abuse."

In the next part of the video, Codie shows us how he eats breakfast and blares rap music through his school chromebook. He does this for about ten minutes each day. He then goes to his bathroom and quickly brushes his teeth. He has around 9 cavities because he is unable to brush consistently. Codie spends the next couple of minutes applying lotion to his "ashy" legs. Codie is also white as fuck, and would actually be considered chalky to most people.

At the final few minutes of the video, we see Codie finish his V8 and attempt to turn off the camera for around two minutes. He is unable to turn off the camera so resorts to shutting off his phone completely.